If you can't get the fact I'm sweet with an angels disposition,
If you don't see that really I'm good in the kitchen,
If you can't get the fact I look hot in just my knickers,
If you can't get your head around it, that I won't get fat if I eat a snickers,

If you didn't read the headline, I'm not always right,
If you didn't see that headline, I hate to argue or fight,
If you didn't read the headline that says I want to have sex,
If you didn't read up on it, at bj's I'm the best,

If you don't already know that I don't care for gifts,
If you don't know by now that I won't ask if my bum looks big in this,
If you don't already know that my careers not my life,
If you really don't know, that I don't want to cuddle all night,

If your not understanding that I think you should go out with your mates,
If you don't understand that the housework can wait,
If your not understanding that I want to play pool,
If you don't understand that in my eyes your cool,

If you can't get the notion that I won't ask "what are you thinking?",
If you don't see the extent to which I'm actually sick of talking,
If you can't get the notion that you can check her out,
If you can't see clearly that I'm not going to sulk or pout,

If your not sold on the idea that I don't care if you watch porn,
If you can't get the idea that I don't want to drag you round the shopping mall,
If your not sold with the point that I won't put you down,
If you don't get the point that I won't nag you till you frown,

If you can't realise I won't fuck your best friend,
If your not realising I will love you till the end,
If you can't realise I'd be a good wife and mother,
If you really can't see that besides you there'll be no other,

If you can't get this now, walk away don't look back,
because if you can't get me I don't have time for that. (I don't give a rat's ass!)